The plan was perfect. Kidnap Wendy, kill the boys, keep the Wendy for their mother. Finally, the pirates would have someone to tell them stories ( Read more... )

Andre looked around, hands on his hips, blinking in confusion. When he spoke it was with a thick French accent and a slightly disdainful tone.

"Zis is most certainly not zee 'otel."

Typist: Andre, from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. :D

He doesn't seem thrown by his surroundings at all. In fact, this is just his niche. So here we have a dashing young gentleman in a pair of ridiculously dark sunglasses, making a show of stumbling about. The poor gentleman is obviously blind ( Read more... )